Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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