Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Bring me that man meat
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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