So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
50% drunk capacity currently
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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