Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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