After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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