me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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