Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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