i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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