guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
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Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize