just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
