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Can i come over

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After you called me a desperate slut? No

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Come over

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(703): Can i come over (240): After you called me a desperate slut? No (240): Come over http://tfl.nu/g0q3

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If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?

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(917): If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I? http://tfl.nu/azfj

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i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany

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(917): i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany http://tfl.nu/9r3u

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I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.

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(306): I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters. http://tfl.nu/tngh

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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.

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(207): she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait. http://tfl.nu/lngn

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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.

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(773): he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer. http://tfl.nu/dnae

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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?

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(706): Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son? http://tfl.nu/k5tb

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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?

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(701): Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around? http://tfl.nu/ufh1

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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.

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(805): Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012. http://tfl.nu/u0sr

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A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian

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(775): A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian http://tfl.nu/crio

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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?

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(920): Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night? http://tfl.nu/ykmq

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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.

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(214): I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice. http://tfl.nu/9nit

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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?

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Are you already high?

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(262): Do I really need this much space in my mouth? (414): Are you already high? http://tfl.nu/waj8

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My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".

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Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.

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(801): My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt". (801): Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment. http://tfl.nu/n7lf

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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area

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(612): He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area http://tfl.nu/q3t9

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