Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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