how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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