I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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