some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
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I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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