She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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