just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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