Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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