I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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