That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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