Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize