i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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