Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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