420 ftw
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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