There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize