One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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