i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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