That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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