from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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