So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
NoShamevember. You game?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Randomize
