I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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