Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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