My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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