oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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