I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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