did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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