: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if i can run in heels then i can drive
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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