Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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