wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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