She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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