you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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