quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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