if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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