i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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