I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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