I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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