ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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