Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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