I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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