It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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