Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
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just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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