I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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