wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
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No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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