I hate all girls vehemently.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I need water and some morals
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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