if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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