She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I had to cum in my sink.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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