You're so nebulous sometimes
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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