your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Don't make out with my wife yet
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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