Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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