I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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